THE WORST MOTHERFUCKING WEBSITE

Enough of that "best motherfucking website" bullshit like this or this.

Here's the world's most low effort, low quality, and shitty as fuck website ever created.

You seriousely think your shitty website is motherfucking special? Just look at this motherfucking website.

• Shit's heavy as fuck

• Fits on none of your fucking screens

• The motherfucker's accessible to none of the assholes that visits your site on a mobile device

• Loads random fucking javascript for no fucking reason

• Shit's completely in comic sans

• Shit's illegible and can get none of your fucking point across

• Half the fucking images won't even load, and the ones that load can't be cached

If you want to crash your motherfucking browser, there's a fucking button to do that

here

.

We're also loading jquery and bootstrap for absolutely no fucking reason at all. You piece of shit.

Have good fucking luck loading this shit on your Tamagotchi.

This is a bad website. Look at it. You've never seen one before.

This website is an utter disaster. You have no idea what a bad website looks like because all you've ever seen are hyper-minimalist, soulless voids, designs with utter obsession to usabilty and accessibility. This is not just bad—it's a monument to web design at its absolute worst. Every click is an assault on your eyes and your patience. No one should ever visit this mess. It's a digital catastrophe.

Yes, this is fucking satire, you fuck.

"Bad design is like a poorly made sandwich—it's not just unappetizing, it's a mess that makes you question your choices." - ChatGPT